Thursday, August 26, 2010
My day just subscribed Reader's Digest and im all excited about it. Reader's Digest is like my magazine. Hahaa...Although i kind of dislike it last time now, im loving it. I read this joke about dracula and it cracks me up!!! Here's the joke...
Dracula dies from a heart attack right after catching his favourite vampire series on TV. He goes to heaven where he's allowed to choose three qualities to have in his next life.
Dracula thinks really hard and finally makes up his mind. First, he says,'I still want want to be able to suck blood.'
Then he says, ' I want to have wings so i can fly.'
Lastly,he says ' and i want all women to want me.'
Whoosh - he was promptly turned into sanitary pad.